13-0 in div 9?? bro that's not even fair 馃槀 that's just bullying at that point(CAUSE I BULLIED THEM)馃槀馃槀馃挃

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I man it's been ages since I last played division. badminton has been eating up all my time with school and training so efootball was just collecting dust. but today I was bored and figured let me just hop on for one match, see if I still got it. got matched with some other div 9 guy and I was already expecting to get smacked because I鈥檓 rusty as hell. first whistle goes and within 2 minutes I could tell... yeah he鈥檚 not the same level today. felt like I was playing against a bot on beginner 馃槶

the craziest thing was nothing missed. I mean it. I鈥檇 take the ball, do 3 passes, goal. counter attack, goal. corner, goal. it just kept going. I wasn鈥檛 even trying to embarrass him I swear, but 3-0 then 6-0 then suddenly it鈥檚 10-0 and I鈥檓 just sitting there laughing like what is happening. my hands were actually warm from tapping so fast and every shot I took was going in. you could see he was tilted but I couldn鈥檛 even slow down, the game was just moving on its own.

and lamine yamal?? he cooked. hat trick by himself. even my cm scored which never happens 馃槀 when your defensive
mid is on the scoresheet you know it鈥檚 that kind of game. everything I touched turned to gold. by 13 I was just passing it around the back to waste time and be respectful. final whistle came and I just stared at the screen like... bro.

haven鈥檛 played division in so long and my first game back is a 13-0. I鈥檒l take it. badminton is still my main thing but maybe I鈥檒l sneak in a few more games now. you still on efootball or you鈥檝e quit like everyone else?


MY FIRST HALF AND SECOND HALF MATCH RESULT.馃榿


MY GOALS CELEBRATION馃コ馃槀馃榿


MY MATCH GAMEPLAY馃榿馃榿


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