KG KG

SMT - 11
A Little KG student whose father is not known for sure (funny)

အေဖ ဘယ္သူမွန္းမေသခ်ာေသာ KG ေက်ာင္းသားေလး (ဟာသ)

There lived a little boy with his mother at a village. The boy name is Mg Kyaw. As he had been five years old, his mother admitted him to school to get education. His mother always told him to behave himself at school, to obey his teachers' word, not to quarrel with his fellow students, to study hard and something like that. Mg Kyaw ketp in mind all of his mother's instructions and went to school behaving himself and obeying his teachers' words.
ရြာတစ္ရြာမွာ သားအမိႏွစ္ေယာက္တည္း႐ွိတယ။္ သားေလး နာမည္က ေမာင္ေက်ာ္ျဖစ္ပါတယ္။ သားေလးက အသက္ငါးႏွစ္ျပည့္ၿပီးဆိုေတာ့ အေမက ပညာသင္ယူဖို႔ ေက်ာင္းအပ္ခဲ့တယ္။ အေမက သားေလးကိုအျမဲတမ္းဆံုးမစကားေတြေျပာေလ့႐ွိတယ္(ေက်ာင္းမွာ ဆရာ/မ စကားနားေထာင္ရမယ္၊ သူမ်ားနဲ႔ရန္မျဖစ္ရဘူး၊ စာျကိုးစားရမယ္၊ စသျဖင့္ေပါ့။ သားေလးက အေမ့ေျပာတဲ့စကားေတြကို စိတ္ထဲမွာထားၿပီး လိမၼာေလေနၿပီး ေန႔စဥ္ပညာရယူရန္ ေက်ာင္းတက္ေနတယ္။

One day the teacher told all the KG students to ask their parents the name, age and job of their parents as an assignment and would be asked tomorrow
တစ္ေန႔ေတာ့ ဆရာမက အိမ္စာသေဘာျဖင့္ သူတို႔၏မိဘ နာမည္၊ အသက္ဘယ္ႏွႏွစ္႐ွိၿပီးလဲ၊ဘာအလုပ္လုပ္လဲ စသည္တို႔ကို
မနက္ျဖန္ေမးမယ္ဆိုၿပီး မိဘေတြကို ႀကိဳေမးထားရန္ KG ေက်ာင္းသူ/သားေတြကို မွာထားတယ္။

When came tomorrow, as having told previously, the teacher asked the KG students the given assignment commanding to come forward one by one. Finally, only Mg Kyaw left to be asked. The teacher asked Mg Kyaw of his father's name. Mg Kyaw answered, "I don't know". And the teacher asked again him, " You had been told yesterday to ask your parents of their names, ages and jobs, had you not asked your mother of your father's name? Mg Kyaw answered again, " I had asked my mother of my father's name". The teacher asked once again, " Why don't you know having asked?" Mg Kyaw answered, " My mother also does not remenber who my father really is." Hahahaha....
မနက္ျဖန္ေရာက္ေတာ့ ဆရာမက ႀကိဳေျပာထာတဲ့အတိုင္း KG ေက်ာင္းသူ/သားေတြကို ေပးထားတဲ့အိမ္စာကိုတစ္ေယာက္ၿပီိးတစ္ေယာက္ ေ႐ွ႕ထြက္ခိုင္းၿပီးေမးတယ္။ ေနာက္ဆံုးေတာ့ ေမာင္ေက်ာ္ အလွည့္ေရာက္လာၿပီး။ ဆရာမက ေမာင္ေက်ာ္ကို သူရဲ႕အေဖနာမည္ကိုေမးလိုက္တယ္။ ေမာင္ေက်ာ္က " မသိဘူး" လို႔ ဆရာမကို ေျဖလိုက္တယ္။ ဆရာမက " ဟ ေမာင္ေက်ာ္ ျကိဳေျပာထားတယ္ေလ မိဘေတြကို ေမးထားပါလို႔ နင္အေမကို မေမးထားဘူလား" လို႔ ျပန္ေမးလိုက္တယ္။ ေမာ္ေက်ာ္က "ေမးထားပါတယ္ ဆရာမ" လို႔ျပန္ေျဖလိုက္တယ္။ ဆရာမက "ေမးထားရက္သားနဲ႔ ဘာလို႔မသိတာလဲ" လို႔ ျပန္ေမးလိုက္ေတာ့ ေမာင္ေက်ာ္က " က်ေနာ့္အေမလည္း ဘယ္သူမွန္းမေသခ်ာေတာ့ဘူးတဲ့" ဟာဟာဟာ

ေကာင္းေကာင္းျပန္စဥ္စားပါ ဘာလို႔ သူ႔အေမက ဘယ္သူမွန္းမေသခ်ာေတာ့တာလဲ ဆိုတာေလကို ဒါမွရယ္ရတယ္....ဟာဟာဟာ