How to write a song.

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Disclaimer: This post was intended to -not come into existence, ever- but, I miss you guys. =(


Also Disclaimer: Who is that man/girl playing the guitxr? D=


Tha one wasn't a disclaimer, right? Is that a disclaimer? I doubt it.
Anyway.

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How to write a song.


Please don't follow these steps if you EVER want to complete a song. Please.


  • Step 1
  • Write a song.

    • Step 2

    Find every findable mistake possible.

    • Step 3

    Hate yourself.

    • Step 4

    Focus your mind on fixing the mistakes previously found. It’s not that hard, you can do it.

    • Step 5

    Get on it.

    • Step 6

    Realize that you actually can’t do it, that you are terrible at fixing things and that now it’s way worse than before.

    • Step 7

    Hate yourself x2

    • Step 8

    Give up, for now.

    • Step 9

    Open the box where you are saving the songs to fix later.

    • Step 10

    Behold the cemetery of songs.

    • Step 11

    Hate yourself even more.

    • Step 12

    Go to sleep.

    • Step 13

    Dream about some solutions.

    • Step 14

    Wake up.

    • Repeat steps 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13 and 14 for (you know) ever.

    Or just meh… on it, and play it like it is until it magically fixes itself.

    Like I’m doing with this one: 

    Check for the subtitles if you want to read the lyrics. 


    How to write a song. | Ecency