FULL NAME
Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
ALIAS(ES)
Five-time Ultimate Smackdown Champion
President of the United States
ORIGIN
Idiocracy
OCCUPATION
President of the United States (currently)
Pro Wrestler
Porn Star (both formerly)
POWERS / SKILLS
Wrestling
HOBBY
Watching Monday Night Rehabilitation
Delivering speeches to the House of Representin'
GOALS
Find the smartest person in the world.
Solve dehydration in plants to make them grow. (both succeeded)
FAMILY
Dwayne Camacho's step brother
FRIENDS / ALLIES
Cabinet Members (possibly)
Joe Bauers
ENEMIES
Joe Bauers (temporarily)
TYPE OF HERO
Dimwitted Leader
