JOKE OF THE DAY

hello fellow steemitians laugh out the boredom with thess jokes

1.  When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date. 
   

2.  Here is my brain composition:
   

   5%. Names.
   3%. Phone numbers.
   2%. Stuff I should know
   For school.
   90%. Song lyrics.

3. Police interrogation                                                     
   

   Police: where do you live?
   • Boy: with my parents
   Police: where do your parents live?
   Boy: with me
   Police: where do you all live?
   Boy: together
   Police: where is your house?
   Boy: next to my neighbor’s house
   Police: where is your neighbor’s house?
   Boy: you won’t believe me if I tell you
   Police: tell me!!
   Boy: It’s next to my house.