What if you woke up and everything was just different?
Those straight legs became bow!
That head became big!
That hair became bawled!
That car became keke!
The Macbook became a notebook!
Those kegs became Chinese tea cups!
The hips suddenly became One Size!
That 7"ft became 4"ft!
That Tiv/Idoma/Hausa/Yoruba/Igbo became Korean!
That brain became vegetables!
Those shoes had no legs!
Nigeria became Israel/Korea/USA!
Buhari became Trump!
ABU became UBA!
Just a bunch of "What If(s)" if you don't know how to be grateful for what we've got right now!