How to Build a Pyramid: A Completely Normal Guide by a Totally Sane Mason

Introduction:

Welcome, future pyramid builder! So, you’re ready to embark on the monumental task of creating a pyramid. I’m here to guide you step by step through the process of stacking millions of stone blocks with such precision that future generations will scratch their heads and say, “How on earth did they do that?” Well, the truth is… it’s a trade secret.