One day my friend and I arrived late to school.
Headmaster asked us why you are late?
I answered: Sorry Sir, I lost my coin somewhere, and I was looking for that. It is a reason why I am late Sir.
Headmaster: OK! Then he asked my friend, so why are you late too?
My friend answered: Sir I was standing on his coin to hide it from him.
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