(phone rings)
Grin…grin…grin…
Voice: Is this Donald?
Donald: yes
Voice: This is Adekunle’s Memorial hospital
Donald: yes… yes
Voice: your friend kunle was just rushed down he had a terrible accident
Donald: wwhat! Chai! Jisus…eem eem (sounds confused) I will be on my way now.
Voice: ok…(drops call)
Donald: rush down to the hospital asks the nurses and they said nobody by that name was admitted.
(Dials the number?) Hello kunle…
Kunle: Donald how far na?
Donald: I was just told you had an acci…
Kunle: laughs uncontrollably… so you didn’t save my second number abi?
Good, now save it and start going home! by the way my guy no vex na April fool o….
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