Being anti-social helps you stay comfortable! Staying comfortable is the best way to be in life. Our electronics and phones are making us more distracted and less social. Here are some tips to help you become more antisocial.
Don't EVER volunteer
When you volunteer, you have to interact with other people. This makes it hard to keep to yourself. So don't volunteer for anything. Don't worry; You can watch the tv to see how the event went from the comfort of your own home! Volunteering is not necessary when all the annoying social people in this world will do the volunteering for you.
Live Alone
Living alone keeps you away from all human interaction. Make sure to avoid bringing friends or family over! Keep to yourself online as well, Don't interact with anyone. Play games alone and with bots, Avoid any human interaction. Is your goal to be a hermit remember?
Order Groceries Online
Websites like Freshly
Allow you to buy food online. You won't even have to leave the house. You can also order Pantry items off Amazon and Thrive Market! This will allow you to only leave the house for a split second and quickly take your box inside.
Cancel Plans As You Get them
You can always say no to the random hang out offers you get! Or just cancel them. This makes it easy to hide in your house and never leave. So many people will want to sabotage your goal of never leaving the house! Don't let them be that way! Make sure to let them know their place in the relationship you have with them!
Take Online courses and work online
Sadly many of us can't be hermits if we want to go to school or have a job. Or can we? These days many jobs allow you to work from home! Making it super easy to stay home all the time.
When you stay in the house, you'll feel more alone! Do this often and avoid the discomfort of seeing people.
Life doesn't have to suck! Avoiding people at all costs will make your life so much better! Don't be afraid to stay away and avoid people as much as you can.
This is a joke! Do the opposite