This is like laughter therapy where you go in a room and someone starts laughing and pretty soon everyone is laughing and you can't stop.

looks up hamster wheel story
Coast guard fined him $140k the first time, and he's facing more fines for doing it again. Structure was a metal contraption with floatation devices on the sides. Plenty of fresh air. Possibly not the most apt seafaring vessel.

Y'all have to pay if you call the fire department? Seriously? Pay for ambulance I knew (which is fucked) but fire department?

Thanks for the giggles you two. Stay sparkly. 💖