Greetings illustrious cat lovers,
May I present to you this distinguished young creature named Charlie -- also known as, thanks to a comment once left by @ryivhnn, Orange and Whitey McBitey.
This noble creature came into my life four months ago and is now a five-month-old beast who believes himself to be one with the lions.
I am grateful that he isn't any larger just yet or I'm certain I would no longer have an arm.
He'll sit next to me, see my arm, and lunge! Desperate to annihilate the limb and render it a delectable treat for him to gnaw on.
Vacuum cleaners also cause him great offense.
How dare this noisy machine disturb his sleep, his rest, and force him into the undignified confines of 'under the bed.'
It must be punished.
With his nemesis defeated, Charlie climbs up on high and surveys his realm.
Satisfied with the destruction of the vacuum cleaner, he loses his noble sensibilities and reverts back to the kitten that hides beneath that violent exterior...
...and prepares to devour the goose instead.
Photos courtesy of me, @kaelci, using a Nikon D5000 with 55-200mm lens, edited in Corel PaintShop Pro X9.