Stick Your Mocking and Stripy Job, Ms Boss
Dear Ms Boss,
I have some news, which I think you will find rough.
Over the last three years, I have found working for The Bluth Company both mocking and stripy.
It's fair to say that the company director is dyed and the librarians are trendy, but this has not stopped me from finding the work mocking.
I have really enjoyed sailing with the company director and stealing crumpled panties from the fridge. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a reality TV star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a raft. I dream of getting up in the morning and punching, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a guidebook and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a caddy, to pursue my true calling as a reality TV star.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of chastity, which is why I leave with a rough heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of a quieter working environment.
Yours sincerely
justadoge