Maud Gobble suspected something was a little off when her generous sis tried to polish her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly rude goblin, Sally Bishop, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Sally proved to be stable and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with sitting. Maud soon learnt that Sally had taken an oath never to club a human being.
When Maud's generous sis is injured in a magic accident, Maud realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Sally'spale skin and inherent evilness, Maud finds herself falling for the goblin. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.
One night, a elf appears before Maud and warns her of a darkness within Sally. The elf gives Maud the ripped pistol - the only weapon that can defeat a rude goblin.
Will Maud find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly confused? (Hint: yes!)
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