Roy Willis suspected something was a little off when his stable dentist tried to kick him when he was just six years old. Nevertheless, he lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until he bumped into the devilishly funny serpent, Maureen Thornhill, that his life finally began to make sense.
However, Maureen proved to be caring and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with jogging. Roy soon learnt that Maureen had taken an oath never to kiss a human being.
When Roy's stable dentist is injured in a bungee jumping accident, Roy realises his own life is at risk.
Despite Maureen'sangry eyes and pale skin, Roy finds himself falling for the serpent. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects him.
One night, a werewolf appears before Roy and warns him of a darkness within Maureen. The werewolf gives Roy the cursed arrow - the only weapon that can defeat a funny serpent.
Will Roy find it in himself to kill the only creature who has ever made him feel truly confused? (Hint: yes!)
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