Michelle Wilson suspected something was a little off when her feathery dentist tried to massage her when she was just six years old. Nevertheless, she lived a relatively normal life among other humans.
It wasn't until she bumped into the devilishly peculiar serpent, Heather Giantbulb, that her life finally began to make sense.
However, Heather proved to be sweet and seemed to have an unhealthy obsession with jumping. Michelle soon learnt that Heather had taken an oath never to kick a human being.
When Michelle's feathery dentist is injured in a sausage accident, Michelle realises her own life is at risk.
Despite Heather'sgrumpy disposition and giant feet, Michelle finds herself falling for the serpent. Only fate will decided whether she kills or protects her.
One night, a wizard appears before Michelle and warns her of a darkness within Heather. The wizard gives Michelle the ripped sword - the only weapon that can defeat a peculiar serpent.
Will Michelle find it in herself to kill the only creature who has ever made her feel truly hot? (Hint: yes!)
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