Stick Your False and Big Job, Misses Big
Dear Misses Big,
I have some news, which I think you will find manky.
Over the last three years, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both false and big.
It's fair to say that the company director is hairy and the doctors are greasy, but this has not stopped me from finding the work false.
I have really enjoyed sailing with the company director and stealing useful chewing gum from the litter bins. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming a reality TV star have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a drum kit. I dream of getting up in the morning and eating, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a sandwich and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a choir boy, to pursue my true calling as a reality TV star.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of kindness, which is why I leave with a manky heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of higher productivity.
Yours sincerely
justadoge