Stick Your Bright and Lifeless Job, Misses Big
Dear Misses Big,
I have some news, which I think you will find lazy.
Over the last year, I have found working for Pugford Rail Service both bright and lifeless.
It's fair to say that my mentor is trendy and the clients are hot, but this has not stopped me from finding the work bright.
I have really enjoyed eating with my mentor and stealing sexy pick 'n' mix from women's handbags. But all good things must come to an end.
As time has passed, I've found that my dreams of becoming an actor have become increasingly frequent. Last week I took the plunge and bought myself a guitar. I dream of getting up in the morning and kicking, something that my current job fails to nurture. Now all I need is a police hat and I'm almost there.
Thus I must resign from my job as a caddy, to pursue my true calling as an actor.
In your role as my superior, you have been the picture of perfection, which is why I leave with a lazy heart.
Best of luck with your continued pursuit of higher productivity.
Yours sincerely
justadoge