"Pop Quiz today kids! Those who can answer this question get pizza for lunch!"
~confused children take out pencils~
teacher writes on calk board: "
The official rates of survival for these equally fictitious diseases:
Covid-19: 99.97% survival, (.03 death)|
The Stand: .3% survival, (99.7% death)|
With this understanding, which one is would be deadly
and which one is a runny nose and a cough?"
one child raises hand, teacher: "What is it little jimmy?"
Little Jimmy, responds: "But they are both fake, so it's a trick question! There is no option that is true, did you do this on purpose?"
Done!