"Ahh met a Spanish vixen in Medellín ance. Ahh wuz but a wee Junior Petty Officer oan shair leeve an' she wuz a curioos hen! Her name wuz 'Vega', an' a bright star she wuz! Och whit a night we hud! Me ship pit tae brine in th' morn' an' Ahh tried hard tae shake aff me grog an' th' braw magic o' 'att gal! Forty-two years ago. Ahh ne'er deed see's 'er again...." 🫤 ☺️ -Keptin