"Faroe Islain an' Shetlain Islain hav a lot in common muckers! Nae only in size, but in location; baith bein' in th' stoatin North Brine! Faroe is further north an' west an' Shetlain is aboot 198 miles awa' as th' craw flies (319 km fur ye fockin' Franks). That's a guid lang sail an' only fur th' experienced sailur as th' North Brine is a treacheroos body o' waters!" -Keptin