"Parkinson's?! Och! Ahh havnae bin keepin' up! Me best mate froms th' academy has 'att afliction, but he's made it tae 70 years oan th' body sae far! May ye as weel dear Errisl!" 💓💓💓 -Keptin

"Ahh met a Spanish vixen in Medellín ance. Ahh wuz but a wee Junior Petty Officer oan shair leeve an' she wuz a curioos hen! Her name wuz 'Vega', an' a bright star she wuz! Och whit a night we hud!

"It's gettin' radge oot thaur! Be oan yer gaurds men!" 🤨 -Keptin

"Lit me ken if ye needs tae see Hack..." 🤔 -Keptin

"Yer already movin' up matie!" 😉 -Keptin

"Yoongstowne ye means..." 😉 -Keptin

"trumpman has bin sent tae th' plenk. But... he hasnae bin banned froms th' ship. Mony sailurs who hav donnered th' plenk hav returned, albeit wi' better manors." 😉 -Keptin

"Haw! Haw! Hee's a wee bit intense!" 😄 -Keptin

"'Att's th' spirit matie!" 😉 -Keptin

"Sae true Lieutenant! Sail oan!" 😉 -Keptin

"Och! Me favorites! Mony thenks Laddie!" 😋-Keptin

"He duz hav quite th' appetite! Haw! Haw!" 😉 -Keptin

"Bludy heel! It's radge up thaur!" 😬 -Keptin

"Braw swatchin' stars Commander!" 😉 -Keptin

"Mony thenks matie! Mr. Geese wull git nae plains tonight at 'Tatties an' Neebs'." 😉 -Keptin

"Th' Commander ne'er misses!" 😉 -Keptin

"Welcomes aboord Seaman! We kin alwa's use a good engineer oan boord! Problems wi' the anchor capstan ur alwa's happenin'!" 😉 -Keptin

"A braw cuppa! " 😉 -Keptin

"Twinty-fife strang!"