Q: What's the definition of innocence? A: A nun working in a condom factory, thinking she's making sleeping bags for mice.

A couple wants a divorce, but first they must decide who will be the main guardian of their child. The jury asks both the man and woman for a reason why they should be the one to keep the child. So the

That's how the 90's generation was downloading music!

Many want a vacation from work, but this monday has been my hell at home. I do not know why I even requested for a vacation. Waking up to a lazy morning, no appointment, all friends busy, to think of pets

Noun. percussive maintenance (uncountable) (humorous) The use of physical concussion, a knock, or a tap, in an attempt to make a malfunctioning device work