Ah, lachesism, the peculiar and whimsical emotion of fervently desiring to witness a natural cataclysm. Who needs comfort and safety when you can dream of falling into a black hole just for fun? "Oh, earthquake, please shake me with your seismic moves, and if possible, let there be volcano lava for dessert." Night after night, those afflicted by lachesism gaze at the sky, hoping for an unusual eclipse or a friendly hurricane to satisfy their insatiable curiosity. But why settle for tranquility when you can yearn to be caught in a tornado while sipping a cup of tea? Nature must be having a good laugh at this peculiar human passion.
