1)-METER MILK IN TETRA BRICK: Mothers Milk.
A tetra brick containing milk fresh from the mother's breast. It seems that a handful of happy Japanese peasants with milky tits meet every week on a farm outside of Kyoto to supply the raw material for this drink (hard to get, since the Japanese have little boobs). It causes furor among depraved teenagers.
2)-LICOR OF MARIJUANA: Kierewiet.
How could it be otherwise, the invention comes from the Netherlands, where the use of cannabis is not punishable by law. It's called Kierewiet and it has 14.5% alcohol. The drink has an electric green color and the label does not lend itself to confusion: it has the drawing of a marijuana leaf. It is sold in delicatessen shops in Amsterdam and costs 11 dollars. They recommend it for after meals, as "digestive" (those who are reading this never try to ingest drugs or smoke that hurts the world and ourselves)
3)-PEPSI SABOR PEPINO: Pepsi Ice Cucumber
Cucumber flavored, which is an absolute success in the Japanese market, especially in Tokyo, since it was launched last June. "Its packaging is long, green and its name sounds obscene," says one of the slogans that made it known. The formula seems simple: the more colorful and bizarre the drink, the more people want to go through the experience of consuming it. So strong is that idea of taking consumption to the limit that Fanta would be launching in the next few months, in Japan, its new flavor "pizza con chili". And it is no joke.
4)-HAMBURGER'S JOB: MeatWater.
MeatWater is an American company that launched a drink based on, and flavored with, meat. Drinking at least one bottle you can skip a meal, although its creators say it is a product of lifestyle. The best-selling flavor is Cheesburguer, but also Chicken Teriyaki and Dirty Hot Dog.
5)-BLOOD JUDGE: TruBlood
Dráculas of the world, now can go to the kiosk to by blood: Tru Blood is the first drink with that flavor and comes in four types, A, B, O and AB. According to the company, it is synthetic blood that has real nutritional components. The brand comes off the HBO True Blood series, a hit on vampires. If someone try it, tell me. We abstain.
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