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jonnymondo
@jonnymondo
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to amuse entertain and divert--as y'all have done for me--and with grateful acknowledgment to @carlgnash for getting me over here!
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2017-12-25 02:32
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funny
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this pit bullz bawlz . . .
something needs to be told. songs sung. banners flown from the bastions. 'cause not all pit bulls are the boss. @cgnash what have you gifted me with? my brain's been gnashed. meanwhile we must chant ruderalis
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funny
9y
viet nam in your own backyard . . .
cant remember if this color calls in a rescue or an air strike. red leather yellow leather smoke 'em if you got 'em burma-shave ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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fireworks
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concussion to write home about . . .
closer than 100 feet to this event is an instant headache. closer than 10 feet is a lethal concussion. up to 200 feet out from it, you feel the impact in your chest like someone shoved you. and yet it
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dtube
9y
put you in the movies!
seriously, ain't you ever wished you could put yourself in the movies? not make a movie; but act in a movie that already exists? like carol reed's illimitable picture, the third man? ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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dtube
9y
concussions pressure waves and fireballs, oh my!
matter transformed into energy . . . ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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dtube
9y
took a dip in a drop of your local water . . .
this creature is a rotifer and yes it tried to eat me. we think monsters are reserved for movies but they stalk the earth. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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dtube
9y
we all know someone in this animation
or if we don't it's only 'cause we're honored guests and not really from this realm. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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dtube
9y
hypnotize me, quick . . .
original animated corridor ad infinitum, down which I was able to project my awareness and where I first found the portal to your planet. I say portal, it was really more of a manhole. clik the thumbnail
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dtube
9y
still stalwart for stop-frame . . .
time warp? three hours it took to make this ten-second piece. got your time warp right here: ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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dtube
9y
believe everything I read? . . .
light up out there in the badlands, anything can happen. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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funny
9y
hard as rock, soft as snow . . .
gnash gnash had been encouraging me for days to get some vids up at dTube and I'd tried and tried but the door kept slamming in my face till a few hours back I tried an option that hadn't shown before
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dtube
9y
even sorcerers get it wrong sometimes . . .
the laws of physics and chemistry are broken at our own peril. loud one, so don't blow your cones. ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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dtube
9y
can't move between the stars without putting in a fair amount of air-travel . . .
but witness this phenomenon: as we flew north, the westering sun kept catching on spots of standing water in the valley below and they flashed up at us like burnished gold. hint: try the IPFS link if the
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dtube
9y
thin film diffraction organically grown
filmed on location in the broccoli nebula in a region of space known as the kiva parking lot. you can cross a lotta space and never see interstitial dark plazma this luminous... ▶️ DTube ▶️ IPFS
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introduceyourself
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polar opposite of a bully pulpit . . .
yet I'm compelled to preach on the necessity of being grateful. chaos is more the rule of the universe than we wish to think and so to be invited into this marvelous realm, this place ordered and running
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funny
9y
thought it was yarl's burg but it was carl's nash . . .
see why nobody can keep up with him . . . gnash gnash @carlgnash
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art
9y
don't think our vision works the same as y'all's . . .
I mean does this look normal to you? play video
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video
9y
from the far reaches of anaphylactic space . . .
no, that should be intergalactic shock. wait, that's still not it . . . you see I have much to learn about how things go here--but out to all the stars and back again one thing at least is true for all
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funny
9y
speed of light is nothing to sniff at . . .
so, intergalactic cell service being what it is, messages from my world come subliminal, with years worth of material packed into a few frames. the mind then doles them out to us over the course of the
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entertainment
9y
came to your world in peace
we look nothing like this on our planet--but we have been monitoring your broadcasts since you began making these fabulous sci-fi movies in the 50's . . .
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