Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of

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i feel great

Thou art a Bootless, Beef-witted Mold-warp.

My father slept under the bed, I think he was a little potty.

I may not know everything, but everything is not known yet anyway. -Byron Pulsifer

A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hoped to attend the following autumn. As he was walking across the Quad, he stopped a distinguished-looking man and asked: "Sir, can

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.

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not my biggest fan

Thou art a Churlish, Clay-brained Strumpet.

The best place for a mathematician is behind a counter.

Change your words. Change your world.

Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that "Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls," and would his

Doctor you've got to help me, I'm addicted to Twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.

Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

Chuck Norris is not Politically Correct. He is just Correct. Always.

Thou art a Paunchy, Toad-spotted Mold-warp.