Two surgeons were joking about sutures and had each other in stitches.

Well done is better than well said. -Benjamin Franklin

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun? She was a roman catholic.

Yo mama so fat, her shirts come in three sizes: Large, Extra Large, and OH MY GOD, IT'S COMING!

Chuck Norris once worked as a weatherman for the San Diego evening news. Every night he would make the same forecast: Partly cloudy with a 75% chance of Pain.

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taking a different route

Thou art a Villainous, Dizzy-eyed Huggermugger.

I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.

Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer. -William Burroughs

Boss, to four of his employees: "I'm really sorry, but I'm going to have to let one of you go."Black Employee: "I'm a protected minority."Female Employee: "And I'm a woman."Oldest

Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.

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what a mess

Thou art a Paunchy, Shard-borne Dewberry.

Did you hear about the Two Wall Street financial hot dogs that got on a roll?

Your worst enemy cannot harm you as much as your own unguarded thoughts. -Buddha

A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were no ill effects, so he forgot about it.Once he was in the doctor's

Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet? But most just have 4.