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The Jolly Japer
@jollyjaper
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Funny stories, jokes, quotes, words of wisdom, news headlines, chuck norris, yo mama & more
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2017-12-13 17:16
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Wallet
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lol
8y
LOL!
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house, when she suddenly felt intensely horny. Unfortunately, her husband was still at work, so she resorted to stripping off all
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chucknorris
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Did You Know?
Chuck Norris programs occupy 150% of CPU, even when they are not executing.
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meme
8y
Haha!
just going out for a little swim
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chucknorris
8y
Did You Know?
Chuck Norris invented the internet? just so he had a place to store his porn.
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meme
8y
Haha!
very-sad-about-it
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silly
8y
Cringeworthy
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.
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shakespeare
8y
Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art an Unmuzzled, Hedge-born Clack-dish.
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silly
8y
Cringeworthy
Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
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yomama
8y
Bitch Please!
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King
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quote
8y
Words Of Wisdom
The greater part of human pain is unnecessary. It is self-created as long as the unobserved mind runs your life. -Eckhart Tolle
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8y
LOL!
Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.
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silly
8y
Cringeworthy
‘Put the cat out’ … ‘I didn’t realize it was on fire
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yomama
8y
Bitch Please!
Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
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chucknorris
8y
Did You Know?
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
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meme
8y
Haha!
hold up a second please
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shakespeare
8y
Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art a Vain, Beetle-headed Measle.
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pun
8y
Very Punny!
The cheap eye surgeon was always cutting corneas.
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quote
8y
Words Of Wisdom
If we could learn to like ourselves, even a little, maybe our cruelties and angers might melt away. -John Steinbeck
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lol
8y
LOL!
Why are men like blenders?You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
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silly
8y
Cringeworthy
How do you steal a coat? You jacket.
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