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The Jolly Japer
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Funny stories, jokes, quotes, words of wisdom, news headlines, chuck norris, yo mama & more
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2017-12-13 17:16
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Words Of Wisdom
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit, and a pebble in the hand of a fool. -Joseph Roux
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Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy on your organ.
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Did You Know?
As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Music News
Mali, Niger and Algeria Are Producing Some of the Planet's Most Vital Rock Music Read article:
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shakespeare
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Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art an Infectious, Rough-hewn Flax-wench.
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Words Of Wisdom
It is never too late to be what you might have been. -George Eliot
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LOL!
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, as Cronin gets up and is taking out his money, the barber goes over and takes a leak in the corner of
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I saw an ad in a shop window, "Television for sale, $1, volume stuck on full", I thought, "I can't turn that down".
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yomama
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Bitch Please!
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
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chucknorris
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Did You Know?
Chuck Norris can watch the radio.
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Very Punny!
My sled dog never barks. He is a male mute.
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You can't run through a camp site. You can only ran, because it's past tents.
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yomama
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Bitch Please!
Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
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music
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Music News
Can Jack White Change His Stripes? Read article:
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shakespeare
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Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art an Infectious, Half-faced Foot-licker.
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Very Punny!
When the trucker tried to salvage metal from batteries, he was overcome by D-cell fumes and threw up in the zinc.
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Words Of Wisdom
Wishes can be your best avenue of getting what you want when you turn wishes into action. Action moves your wish to the forefront from thought to reality. -Byron Pulsifer
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My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot. It got so bad I had to take his bike away.
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chucknorris
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Did You Know?
Chuck Norris qualified with a top speed of 324 mph at the Daytona 500, without a car.
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Music News
Can Jack White Change His Stripes? Read article:
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