Two men were changing in the locker room after a game of tennis. One notices the other one is putting on pair of stockings and suspenders. He says "When did you start wearing them?" To which

A police officer caught two kids playing with a firework and a car battery. He charged one and let the other one off.

Yo mama so fat, when she entered a fat contest, she came in first, second, and third.

The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!

Never Depend On Others For Happiness

Thou art a Cockered, Fly-bitten Codpiece.

Inflammatory talk is often seen as propane language.

One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughter and beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him for an explanation.He said, "I did that by accident."She replied, "I

Which side of the chicken has more feathers? The outside.

Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

Saddam Hussein was not found hiding in a "hole." Saddam was roundhouse-kicked in the head by Chuck Norris in Kansas, which sent him through the earth, stopping just short of the surface of Iraq.

The Bad Habits Win Again

Thou art a Spleeny, Spur-galled Wagtail.

Anyone should know how to put a saddle on a horse so it won’t slip and cause an injury. It’s a cinch.

Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta.

Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.

Chuck Norris' unit tests don't run. They die.

How To Mess Up Your Friday

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