painted into a corner

Thou art a Currish, Tardy-gaited Minnow.

I’ve always pictured myself taking selfies.

A short saying often contains much wisdom. -Sophocles

I’ll tell you something about German sausages, they’re the wurst

Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse kick you in the face.

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I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech’ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter ’Spain good but there is Norway I could eat

I have just three things to teach: simplicity, patience, compassion. These three are your greatest treasures. -Lao Tzu

Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant? -She blew them both...

Yo mama so fat, her stomach gets home 15 minutes before she does.

James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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a general theory

Thou art a Puking, Pox-marked Scut.

Two strangers skated to the middle of a frozen pond and broke the ice.

Real success is finding your lifework in the work that you love. -David McCullough

The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account "The Elephant and the British Empire."The French submited a

Doctor you've got you help me, I'm addicted to twitter. Doctor: I don't follow you.