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Thou art a Fobbing, Dread-bolted Lewdster.

The dairy farmer while milking his cow strained his calf in the process.

Success is determined by those whom prove the impossible, possible. -James Pence

Schick is walking down the boardwalk in Atlantic City, runs into a hooker, and he says, "How much?"She says, "Twenty bucks."He says, "All right."They climb down under the

R.I.P. boiled water. You will be mist.

Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

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Thou art a Surly, Onion-eyed Death-token.

A native named Ab was always painting Ab-originals.

Setting goals is the first step in turning the invisible into the visible. -Tony Robbins

What's the difference between mono and herpes?You get mono from from snatching a kiss....

How do you steal a coat? You jacket.

Yo mama so fat she fell in a whirlpool and got stuck

Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.

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Thou art a Craven, Swag-bellied Puttock.