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The Jolly Japer
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Funny stories, jokes, quotes, words of wisdom, news headlines, chuck norris, yo mama & more
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2017-12-13 17:16
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Wallet
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shakespeare
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Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art a Saucy, Clapper-clawed Coxcomb.
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quote
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Words Of Wisdom
In all things of nature there is something of the marvellous. -Aristotle
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LOL!
A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Buck reaches over and puts his hand
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silly
8y
Cringeworthy
Im planning on stealing an indoor head garment, but dont tell anyone because it's an inside hijab.
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yomama
8y
Bitch Please!
Yo momma so fat when she jogs she leaves pot holes
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chucknorris
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Did You Know?
In an act of great philanthropy, Chuck made a generous donation to the American Cancer Society. He donated 6,000 dead bodies for scientific research.
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meme
8y
Haha!
does your dog shed
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shakespeare
8y
Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art a Spleeny, Unchin-snouted Whey-face.
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pun
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Very Punny!
Taking skin off fruit might include paring a pair of pears.
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quote
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Words Of Wisdom
Risk more than others think is safe. Care more than others think is wise. Dream more than others think is practical.Expect more than others think is possible. -Cadet Maxim
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lol
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LOL!
A man was called to witness that a couple had been making love in a park.The witness: They were fucking your honor The judge: Could the witness put it in a more Sheakspearian way:The witness: The park
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silly
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Cringeworthy
Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes.
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yomama
8y
Bitch Please!
Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody
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chucknorris
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Did You Know?
They say curiosity killed the cat. This is false. Chuck Norris killed the cat. Every single one of them.
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meme
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Haha!
reserved for green vehicles ... 2
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shakespeare
8y
Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art a Beslubbering, Hasty-witted Measle.
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quote
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Words Of Wisdom
The one who always loses, is the only person who gets the reward. -Claire Charmont
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LOL!
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, 'waiter, there's a fly in my soup!' The waiter replies, 'That, sir, is entirely possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.'
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silly
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Cringeworthy
What do you do on a remote island? Try and find the TV island it belongs to.
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yomama
8y
Bitch Please!
Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
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