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The Jolly Japer
@jollyjaper
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Funny stories, jokes, quotes, words of wisdom, news headlines, chuck norris, yo mama & more
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2017-12-13 17:16
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Wallet
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Very Punny!
Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as ’legal pads’?
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I knew I shouldn't steal a mixer from work, but it was a whisk I was willing to take.
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Did You Know?
Chuck Norris got his drivers license at the age of 16. Seconds.
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Taking skin off fruit might include paring a pair of pears.
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Words Of Wisdom
In the sky, there is no distinction of east and west; people create distinctions out of their own minds and then believe them to be true. -Buddha
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silly
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I’m reading a book on the history of glue – can’t put it down.
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shakespeare
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Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art a Mammering, Elf-skinned Mumble-news.
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very sophisticated taste
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Her company distributes gift boxed cashews and she has a delivery guy that drives her nuts.
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Words Of Wisdom
Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can? -Sun Tzu
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What's brown and sticky? A stick.
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yomama
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Bitch Please!
Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time
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chucknorris
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Did You Know?
"Sweating bullets" is literally what happens when Chuck Norris gets too hot.
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meme
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never give up on your dreams ... 2
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A math professor in an unheated room is cold and calculating.
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quote
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Words Of Wisdom
An invincible determination can accomplish almost anything and in this lies the great distinction between great men and little men. -Thomas Fuller
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silly
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Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”
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Music News
Alice Cooper Announces North American Paranormal Evening Tour Read article:
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shakespeare
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Elizabethan Burn!
Thou art a Bootless, Half-faced Bum-bailey.
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Very Punny!
Being burned at the stake is a rare experience but is seldom well done.
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