Review: Jimi Hendrix's 'Both Sides of the Sky' Mixes Treasures, Fool's Gold Read article:

we forgot to tell the cat about the new baby

Thou art a Surly, Ill-breeding Flap-dragon.

He was studying chemistry in college but by third year he was out of his element.

In reality, the only way a relationship will last is if you see your relationship as a place that you go to give, and not a place that you go to take. -Anthony Robbins

Jewish mother walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten."Behave, my Buibaleh" she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your mother, Tataleh! And

Want to hear my pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Yo momma so fat when she walked across the street, someone said,"Hey, the wooly mammoths are back!!"

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate.

Review: Nathaniel Rateliff and the Night Sweats Bring Retro-Soul on Second LP Read article:

just a fun place to chill

The clerk had stickers everywhere. There was even a price on her head.

Each misfortune you encounter will carry in it the seed of tomorrows good luck. -Og Mandino

There was a man and woman traveling along in their car. The man was driving when a police officer pulls them over. The officer walks up to the window and says "Did you know you were speeding back

I applied to be a doorman but didn't get the job due to lack of experience. That surprised me, I thought it was an entry level position.

Yo mama so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Chuck Norris knows the last digit of pi.

what smoke does to the wall

Thou art a Vain, Earth-vexing Measle.

Our kindness may be the most persuasive argument for that which we believe. -Gordon Hinckley