I just came to fart, but I got much more
Now I have a mess to clean up on the floor
To look at it, you would not think
That it would be such a big stink
The smell makes me want to hold my nose
But it needs cleaning up, so here it goes
I know that my wife is sure to be mad
It’s the last bottle of perfume that she had
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