Howdy folks,
Jon Right here. Your friendly neighbourhood space alien.
Since the Assisted UFO sighting business is on decline, (it's not 1980s anymore!! wink, wink) my employer, United UFO Rentals, are shutting down the Huston Anal Probe Rental Branch. (Huston, we have a PROBE-LAME!!) Sooo, long sentence short, I'm out of job and looking for some source of income.
I'm far away from my home, alpha centauri - A (What other system does Hollywood know?), soooo, just like state of my life, let me put you on a cliff hanger and say, stay tuned! I will visit various distribution centres of visual stimuli of your make-belief-pretend-imagine-feel spiral that you call movie theatres or multiplexes with my special "probes", and give you a sighting of my opinions !!
As it says, "Brace yourself! Movies are bout to get Done Right!!"
