In a far away land, there is a town of fire alarms. It was great! No one ever melted and 9 volt batteries flowed like fine wine.
However, there was a little fire alarm that no one ever pulled. Never was tugged on once for his whole life. So, he ran away!
On his journey, he came across light bulbs that didn’t fit into sockets. Clocks with missing arms and a building with no windows.
They decided to stick together and form a nightclub. Not just any nightclub, but one for all to come to. Everyone could enjoy it!
One night, the band Fire Xplosion came to play. Known for their theatrics and not their musical talent. It was coming near the end of the set and they always set off fireworks.
This time, however, the wires were exposed and amps started blowing up. People were scared, but not the little fire alarm. He knew what to do.
People ran and screamed and everyone was almost out. The little fire alarm was worried. Would he miss his little chance?
Then some one grabbed him with a mighty yank and he chimed that bell like an irritated rich asshole calling their butler!
Everyone was saved! Except the burned out building, the Salvador Dali clocks, busted bulbs and the used fire alarm. Nobody wants a used fire alarm.
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