Paradise in lederhosen? This poet don't think so, lol. Even as Fantasy Island this would be a nightmare for me (minus revisiting and spending time with my father).
It just goes to show that one man's heaven is another man's hell. As Milton wrote in Paradise Lost, 'The mind is its own place and in itself, can make a Heaven of Hell, a Hell of Heaven.' I believe that...yep, I live it every day. But if lederhosen makes you happy, my friend, have at it, ha ha.