I’m entrusted with hosting a cocktail party for Brock’s new retro ad campaign for 60’s fashion and I’ve already messed up by talking out of turn.
Brock is furious and I don’t blame him.
I know the rules. I’m to be seen but not heard, and never to intrude into clients’ conversations.
What does Brock say? Oh yes, stay aloof and keep the mystery.
At the very least I should be able to accomplish that much. I've been programmed to execute commands promptly and discretely.
But obviously, there's a glitch in my software—I can't exactly protest I'm only human when I'm plainly android.
“Now, go back and circulate," he insists "and you can begin by joining that group over there.” He points to a small circle of men formed around Ella and Sara.
I dutifully head toward the women, being careful to stay politely aloof, but two of the men spot me as I cross the room and invite me into their group.
The attention shifts to me, and the men are now oblivious of Elle and Sara.
A drink is offered, along with several compliments and the occasional sly snicker. Several men compete for my attention.
Elle brazenly stares at me with undisguised hatred. Sara feigns disinterest. I try to reach out and include them in the conversation, but Sara acts as if I’m not there and Elle is bristling with electricity.
I want the floor to swallow me up, or Brock to gently take me by the elbow and guide me to safety—but no such luck.
Social situations are fraught with such complex challenges for me. Brock tells me he's refining my emotional intelligence but I'm dubious I can comprehend its apparent illogic.
“So, you belong to Brock,” one of the men leers, “lucky guy.”
Sara looks at me askance.
“I suppose he wants you in that dress,” she whispers, “because he’s still carrying a torch for Vanessa.”
My eyes grow huge that she'd have the courage to make such a remark.
Elle overhears Sara's audacious comment. At the mention of that name, her eyes grow dark and malevolent.
“Don’t mention that bitch—Brock’s just stuck in a time warp trying to exorcise a ghost. Mind you, he’s got the money and means to indulge his angst.”
The atmosphere in the room is energized.
“Say,” one of the men says to his friend, “I think we have the makings here of a good cat fight—these two tigers are spitting mad and want to take back their turf.”
Elle is incensed. She turns upon the man, eyes flashing. He wilts under her withering gaze and slinks away into the shadows.
I watch the poetry of gestures closely, trying to discern the significance. Why is the man so afraid?
My ruminating is interrupted by a curious change in Sara’s demeanour. Her face unexpectedly brightens as if it were a dull neon sign suddenly flickering and springing to life.
My eyes follow her gaze and see a tall figure emerging from the shadows
“Brock! I was wondering where you were.”
Sara's voice has a strained nervous gaiety that contrasts with Brock’s stern features.
I’ve seen that look on his face before. Trouble is brewing.
I feel a slight twinge of sympathy for Sara, but am relieved his anger is directed to her and away from me for a change.
Elle has already wisely retreated and Sara quickly follows.
We seem to have ventured into uncharted territory.
