I have waited all my life for someone to nominate me for this contest but since i have gottennone, i hereby nominate myself. All Thanks to 
What is that silly thing that takes a tear out of your eye?
Ans- farting silently in public and yet it still smells
What is the most weird thing you love?
Ans - chewing my fingernails (Bad habit though but it gives me joy)
Funny part of the opposite sex that you like?
Ans - The breast(Sometimes i imagine how i survive in there without oxygen to breath)
Who is your steemit crush?
Ans - My undercover crushie 
What is the craziest thing you have done on steemit?
Ans - writing about my first blow job experience thinking it will give me much votes but ended up with $0.52
Works of two steemians that you doff your heart for?
Ans - 
Which steemian would you love to see a movie with (maybe a dark room.. Winks)
Ans - my crushie o
What are the names of the first three steemians blog you visit
Ans -
Who do you wish you are on steemit?
Ans -
What do you wish you could write on steemit that you could
Ans - my sexcapades in the university
Which steemian do you want to meet in person and what would be your first action when you see the person
Ans -
reactions : a very long tight hug
What are the names of three handsome guys/ beautiful ladies that you know on steemit.
Ans- first and the most handsome is myself 
For the ladies we 
Who would you choose as your steemitfather, steemitmother, steemitdaughter and steemitson.
Steemitfather:
Steemitmother:
Steemitdaughter:
Steemitson:
Names of two followers who get low payout
Names of two followers who get good payout
Given the opportunity to say one word to 
Ans - God bless you
I nominate
@onos