Origin of the Seasons

_{The Greek god of all the other gods, was Zeus, who overthrown a Titan, his father, Lord Zedd, AKA Cronus. Zeus had 2 brothers, Hades, AKA Jesus or King David, lord of the dead in the underworld, and Poseidon, god of the sea, grandpa of Ariel. Zeus had 3 sisters. His one sister, Demeter, the gods of agriculture, fertility, and marriage, had a noble brow, broad shoulders, and her Roman name was Ceres which the word Cereal is derived from. I'm Oatmeal, haha, and I'm a cereal, which derived from a god of marriage, of life, of Hope Over Dope, meaning I derived from that Fountain of Youth, that legacy. Nymphs are beautiful fairy like creatures that inhabitant mountains, forest, rivers, places where there is life, not the deserts, not the big SMART CAR cities. Demeter is the earth mother and she had a beautiful daughter name Persephone, pronounced purr-SEFF-uh-nee. The last 5 letters to her name is PHONE. But that last part is pronounced FF-uh-nee, which almost sounds like FUNNY. Next time you hold up your phone, you can say, "Do you like my FUNNY?" I love to talk to people on my FUNNY, not to be confused with STEPHANIE. Hades stole that frozen princess girl, STEPHANIE, I mean, PERSEPHONE, in his chariots, there were black clouds, as Persephone was dancing around in the meadows like Snow White. Hades snatched her like a thief in the knight, I mean night, and HADES magically parted the earth, the dirt, like he was Bob The Builder Mud Moses, instead of parting seas, he was parting the crust of our planet into a big Mario Bros Hole, a earthquake chasm. Just like when Lion Aslan left Never Ever Peter Pan Michael Samuel L. Jackson TV Land, I mean Narnia, everything turned as white as snow, like Game of Thrones, winter is coming. No, wait, winter is here, because Demeter was so sad and could NOT supernaturally turn the earth into spring and summer. For a long time, she ran around like that old lady with the poisonous apple from that Snow White story. She eventually got Zeus to Let's Make A Deal, to get her daughter back in a trade, her daughter or no more life on earth. But Hades tricked Adam and Eve into eating the fruit in the Garden of Eden, just kidding, I mean, Persephone to eat 7 seeds of a pomegranate. Zeus said he could change the laws of the Fates which declared that if you touch anything while in Hell, just like Aladdin did in that cave, you then have to stay there forever. Maybe not touch, but if you eat anything. Zeus also said she didn't eat the whole thing and that he could reinterpret the U.S. Constitution, I mean the Fates. So, he has to follow the Fates but can do so any way he deems fit? Sounds pretty progressive to me. Zeus commanded that she stays in Hell as the wife, the queen bee, of Satan, AKA Santa, AKA Cronos, AKA Saturn, for 7 months each year, and that is why we have fall and winter. When she comes back, her mother becomes happy again and the earth springs back to live. In other words, no commitment to doing their jobs. An emphasis on emotionalism and being triggered to death, to literal winter each year. Hermes was the father, the god, of magic, or medicine, of chemistry and what came before chemistry, alchemy. He was the father of hermetic art. The goddess of the rainbow was Iris which is also the name of the pigmented membrane of the eyes. Those are the stories I read Thursday night, Friday morning, the story of the flying guy and the story of how Satan found a wife which created the 4 seasons which Vietnam has been lacking around Sagion where I lived for 5 years, and I read those stories from that book, Classic Myths to Read Aloud by William F. Russell.}