The last photo.... “I have a dowel... wanna do some crafts?... or I could put it in a lathe and make something for your girlfriend... wait that was sexist??? Or was crafts sexist?? Which one!!!Somebody Help Me!!!”

Ya he ended up having a complete meltdown and spent the afternoon at Babies-R-Us trying to figure it out.

Edit: Maybe that is the bat from the last batter that just hit a home run.... look at his knee/shin guards... he is a dang catcher!!! Well his time at Babies-R-Us was short lived....