it's like they created a whole family tree of confused illnesses, each more confused than the last..

"Doctor I feel sick!"
"Looks like you have the beta variant of cockvid, which came from an initial-positive hella strain from Mordor, where nothing grows and life is barren...but a brave collective known as the Fellowship decided to traverse this land to rid it of it's Parasite...which may be cured with ivermectin through the nose; you ever done coke?"
"....."