Jealous Blond A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same  day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the

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Lone Ranger A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout

Mental Patient John and David were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day, while they were walking, they passed the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly dove into the deep end. He sank to the

The new employee stood before the paper shredder looking confused. "Need some help?" a secretary asked. "Yes," he replied. "How does this thing work?" "Simple," she said, taking the fat report from

Flying First Class On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she  move to coach since she did not have a first class

Birds & The Bees A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees.  "I don't want to know!" the child said, bursting into tears. "Promise me you won't tell me."

Ghost A visiting professor at Cardiff University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their

Walking the Dog A little girl asked her mom, "Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?" Mom says, "No, because the dog is in heat." "What does that mean?" asked the child. "Go ask your father.

Home Early A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife  naked on the bed, sweating and panting.  "What's up?"

New Career A gynecologist had a burning desire to change careers and become a mechanic.  So she found out from her local tech college what was involved, signed up for evening classes and attended

Golf Ball Two Golfers were approaching the first tee. The first guy goes into his golf bag to get a ball and says to his friend - "Hey, why don't you try this ball." He draws a green golf ball  out

Monkey A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then grabs some

Mixed Drink A girl goes into a bar. She says, "Bartender, give me a triple Jack Daniel's." He gives her a triple Jack Daniel's, and she belts it down. She has five more in a row, belts them all down, passes

A man walks into a bar with an ostrich and a cat and sits at the bar.  The bartender walks over to them and says, "What can I get for  you?" The man says "I'll have a beer", the ostrich says,

An Irishman walks into a bar in Dublin, orders three pints of Guinness and sits in the back of the room, drinking a sip out of each  one in turn. When he finished all three, he comes back to the bar

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