Not a single chick? The travesty!

I'm being told that the mutations will happen after the second penetration, Boomtube. The first one is just there to dilate the valves, open up the pipes for the real thrashing, so to speak. In legalese, they put the first one in there so you could get your affairs in order no matter if you turn into a glowing god made of pure light or a stinking slug after it's all said and done.

In any case, whatever happens I hope that you still have use of fingers because I'll terribly miss all of our repartee if you transform and become the air itself.