How funny! Coffee bag? It just does not seem to have the same ring to it that "tea bag" does. I'm not sure why, but "tea bag" sounds quaint, while "coffee bag" sounds like something you would put on a vacuum to clean up spilled coffee grounds. I'm glad it tasted good!

Thank you for the smiles. I laughed out loud several times while reading this.

I'll be honest, I feel like if you need these instructions, then you're an idiot who probably shouldn't be allowed near hot water.

Also, the thing about your dad leaving tea bags everywhere... "it was disgusting." That cracked me up!