On my way from visiting my uncle whose wife just delivered a bouncing baby boy (like say the pikin dey bounce !!) as I was about to cross the road to the other side to take a bus to Oshodi, a guy walked up to me and held my umbrella, I was like what the fuck is wrong with this guy?
Jay; O boy Na watin nah, dem send you?
KAI; Just follow me
Jay ; Na Jazz? ko le work, leave my umbrella before I shout Ole!
He took the umbrella from me by force and walk towards a bus, when I saw other KAI officials beside the bus on uniform then I realized he was not just an ordinary guy. At this point, I decided to go after him cos the umbrella was borrowed from a neighbor. I was more concerned about returning my neighbor's umbrella then what will happen to me. So I sheepishly followed him like a lamb going to the slaughter room.
KAI; Oya enter inside
Jay; Bros cool down now let's settle this thing, I been no no say you be an officer.
As I was trying to negotiate with him a thunderous slap blacked me out from behind for some seconds and another one woke me up from the premature comma. As the third and fourth was about to hit me I ran for my dear life into the bus and started romancing my back from the thunderous Abara mixed slaps that I received from those monsters. After about 5-10 seconds I cried out like a baby or should I say like a real kpako pikin.
To be continued.............
