General: “Good morning captain. You have been assigned to a new ship.”

Captain: “As you command. Looking forward to my new assignment and the bigger guns.”

General: “You will now fly the brand new Explorer III!”

Captain: “Noooooooo !!!!!!”

He break down and cries.

A new recruit nearby asks his friend; “What’s wrong with him?”

His friend turns all white whispers: “The Alien ship .... that’s a suicide mission. No guns, no defence. It is a paper plane. But worst of all is the controls. No one knows for sure but I heard that the easy part is feeding it with your own blood ....”