General: “Good morning captain. You have been assigned to a new ship.”
Captain: “As you command. Looking forward to my new assignment and the bigger guns.”
General: “You will now fly the brand new Explorer III!”
Captain: “Noooooooo !!!!!!”
He break down and cries.
A new recruit nearby asks his friend; “What’s wrong with him?”
His friend turns all white whispers: “The Alien ship .... that’s a suicide mission. No guns, no defence. It is a paper plane. But worst of all is the controls. No one knows for sure but I heard that the easy part is feeding it with your own blood ....”
RE: Transporter II & III: faster, bigger and better